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More AB jokes   2001-08-02 16:12:00 <Doig, Richard [Richard.Doig@...>
Supra Club of New Zealand - The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "New Zealand are good enough to win the World Cup." Snow White says "Well, at least Dopey's alive!!" A man desperate at the All Blacks current situation decides to top himself. In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very last moment, he decides upon wearing his full All Black kit as his last statement. A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the Jersey and dress the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why? The policement simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family." _____________________________________________________________________ CAUTION - This message may contain privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the addressee named above. If you are not the intended recipient of this message you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination, distribution or reproduction of this message is prohibited. If you have received this message in error please notify Air New Zealand immediately. Any views expressed in this message are those of the individual sender and may not necessarily reflect the views of Air New Zealand. _____________________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to Start Your Own FREE Email List at

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